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He was born in
the cold, cold north,
And she in the
cold, cold south,
Although the
border's got nothing to do with this song,
It was the
first thing out of my mouth,
Dana met Terry
while on holidays,
She knew he was
a man with all the facts,
And even if he
lacked in personality,
At least he
could prepare her income tax.
Dana loves the
baseball in a huge, huge way,
And Terry used
to play it as a boy,
He even chewed
tobacco which will now explain,
Why spitting
gives him such a sense of joy,
But habits can
be broken and that's good to know,
But one thing
will always stay the same,
Terry's getting
married to Dana,
And everyone's
invited to the game.
Dana loves
Terry loves Dana loves Terry,
And when
they get married they'll be... Dana and Terry.
Now mornings
will be interesting, to say the very least,
Terry has his
coffee and some toast,
Dana grabs a
Pepsi and a burger or two,
And then
they're heading out to go to school,
Dana is a
teacher and she loves her work,
Terry is a
student and he never shirks,
She has a way
to keep him from becoming lax,
And don't
forget he'll do her income tax.
Dana loves
Terry loves Dana loves Terry,
And when
they get married they'll be... Dana and Terry.
Chicago Heights
is where the couple makes their home,
And both their
fates have pretty much been sealed,
We can't forget
their Labrador called Wrigley,
Who likes to go
for walks out in the field,
I knew you'd
find that funny but enough about me,
This song is
meant for Dana and her guy you see,
Terry's getting
married to Dana,
And everyone's
invited except me,
Terry's getting
married to Dana,
And everyone's
invited except me.
Dana loves
Terry loves Dana loves Terry,
And when
they get married they'll be... Dana and Terry. |
